Sorry, I'm posting this again, except as an entry instead of a comment, just incase you guys missed the comment. -Megs

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

An ear of corn.

What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

A stamp.



The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

A coffin.